Comments on: Molly vs. Health Insurance http://mollyschoemann.com/2008/12/02/molly-vs-health-insurance/ Humor and Satire-- Shmatire! Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:52:25 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: mollyschoemann http://mollyschoemann.com/2008/12/02/molly-vs-health-insurance/#comment-431 mollyschoemann Thu, 04 Dec 2008 17:42:28 +0000 http://mollyschoemann.wordpress.com/?p=823#comment-431 Could it be 'semi-mortality' events? Or 'walking-mortality' events? Marck, I think you should spearhead the Zombie Insurance Industry movement. I really think you'd have a large clientele of individuals who want to be sure their needs are met and their families taken care of in case they begin wandering the earth in search of braaaains. You could have a clause that the insurance covers only the expenses of direct family members who are injured in brain-consumption incidents! Could it be ‘semi-mortality’ events? Or ‘walking-mortality’ events? Marck, I think you should spearhead the Zombie Insurance Industry movement. I really think you’d have a large clientele of individuals who want to be sure their needs are met and their families taken care of in case they begin wandering the earth in search of braaaains. You could have a clause that the insurance covers only the expenses of direct family members who are injured in brain-consumption incidents!

]]> By: Anne http://mollyschoemann.com/2008/12/02/molly-vs-health-insurance/#comment-430 Anne Thu, 04 Dec 2008 01:44:26 +0000 http://mollyschoemann.wordpress.com/?p=823#comment-430 Man, this turned into possibly the best comment thread ever Man, this turned into possibly the best comment thread ever

]]> By: Marck http://mollyschoemann.com/2008/12/02/molly-vs-health-insurance/#comment-428 Marck Wed, 03 Dec 2008 19:27:33 +0000 http://mollyschoemann.wordpress.com/?p=823#comment-428 Of course they don't Britt - what a silly question. I am not in the Zombie Insurance industry. They are in charge of those models. Of course they don’t Britt – what a silly question. I am not in the Zombie Insurance industry. They are in charge of those models.

]]> By: britt http://mollyschoemann.com/2008/12/02/molly-vs-health-insurance/#comment-427 britt Wed, 03 Dec 2008 17:30:51 +0000 http://mollyschoemann.wordpress.com/?p=823#comment-427 "mortality event" is the new "dismemberment plan"! but can your models account for reverse mortality events? tell me that? “mortality event” is the new “dismemberment plan”!

but can your models account for reverse mortality events? tell me that?

]]> By: mollyschoemann http://mollyschoemann.com/2008/12/02/molly-vs-health-insurance/#comment-423 mollyschoemann Tue, 02 Dec 2008 19:37:14 +0000 http://mollyschoemann.wordpress.com/?p=823#comment-423 Marck, I'll be your stock broker if you'll be my health insurance advisor. My terms are Net Candy. Marck, I’ll be your stock broker if you’ll be my health insurance advisor. My terms are Net Candy.

]]> By: Marck http://mollyschoemann.com/2008/12/02/molly-vs-health-insurance/#comment-421 Marck Tue, 02 Dec 2008 19:03:45 +0000 http://mollyschoemann.wordpress.com/?p=823#comment-421 As an actuary, I cannot tell you the probability that Molly will get sick or experience a "mortality event" this year. I can, however, tell you that out of a large pool of Mollies with independent risk, the number of Mollies that will get sick or kick it all together. Maybe once I finish my next exam I will be able to do the former. As an actuary, I cannot tell you the probability that Molly will get sick or experience a “mortality event” this year. I can, however, tell you that out of a large pool of Mollies with independent risk, the number of Mollies that will get sick or kick it all together.

Maybe once I finish my next exam I will be able to do the former.

]]> By: britt http://mollyschoemann.com/2008/12/02/molly-vs-health-insurance/#comment-419 britt Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:06:22 +0000 http://mollyschoemann.wordpress.com/?p=823#comment-419 you can be a winner at the game of Life! you can be a winner at the game of Life!

]]> By: Molly vs. Health Insurance « I Heard Tell http://mollyschoemann.com/2008/12/02/molly-vs-health-insurance/#comment-417 Molly vs. Health Insurance « I Heard Tell Tue, 02 Dec 2008 09:22:07 +0000 http://mollyschoemann.wordpress.com/?p=823#comment-417 [...] Go to the author’s original blog: Molly vs. Health Insurance « I Heard Tell [...] [...] Go to the author’s original blog: Molly vs. Health Insurance « I Heard Tell [...]

]]> By: Ashley http://mollyschoemann.com/2008/12/02/molly-vs-health-insurance/#comment-416 Ashley Tue, 02 Dec 2008 06:51:08 +0000 http://mollyschoemann.wordpress.com/?p=823#comment-416 I share with you the same sentiment. If only I can have my own hospital... But it seems we don't have much choice. We have to have HEALTH INSURANCE. I share with you the same sentiment. If only I can have my own hospital… But it seems we don’t have much choice. We have to have HEALTH INSURANCE.

]]> By: Anne http://mollyschoemann.com/2008/12/02/molly-vs-health-insurance/#comment-415 Anne Tue, 02 Dec 2008 05:26:13 +0000 http://mollyschoemann.wordpress.com/?p=823#comment-415 Ask Marck about your assorted risks-- I think that's what actuaries are supposed to measure. But if I'm wrong, you didn't hear that from me. Ask Marck about your assorted risks– I think that’s what actuaries are supposed to measure. But if I’m wrong, you didn’t hear that from me.

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