I stayed up half of last night reading the second book in the Twilight series. Ogod it is so good. I mean, it’s bad! It’s terrible! I can’t stop reading it and I feel like I’m fourteen years old! What is wrong with me??
Person who sent these books to me in the mail because she knows me all too well: this is all your fault. You know who you are. If I had a sexy vampire boyfriend, I would send him to terrorize you. And then my sexy vampire boyfriend and I would hang out all the time and barely ever touch each other because he’s a vampire but also he thinks I’m sooo special and amazing and Sweet Jesus, how did this happen?
Tags: Sexy Vampire Boyfriends, shame, Stephanie Meyer, Twilight
December 18, 2008 at 6:46 pm |
I read them all. I loved them all. But if I thought about it too much… ug… dear lord… there are so many many many things wrong with the book. I mean seriously… can’t this girl get a freaking life of her own?????
December 18, 2008 at 11:50 pm |
There are. It’s true! She’s so co-dependent, and her vampire boyfriend is so controlling. But then again, 14 year old me is all SWOON.
December 19, 2008 at 3:33 am |
I understand. I get so into the story and am compelled to keep reading, but at the same time feel dirty and filled with a manic desire to beat Meyers senseless until she stops using superfluous speaker tags. (I sighed, vaguely hopefully wondering.)
You’re doomed, just go buy the rest of them and read them and then keep them around for clandestine rereads when you’re feeling 12. (I thought critically.)
January 2, 2009 at 5:21 pm |
Good call, I am about to shell out $25 for the last book. Shaaame.
Another problem with these books is that they create in me the desire to make everyone else I know read them, so that they know I’m not crazy and get just as addicted as I am. So far I only have one convert, but if she converts one person, and they convert one person…..Sexy Vampire Books for Everyone!