Netflix HAIKUUUU

By mollyschoemann

Pride and Prejudice!
Netflix queue I love you so
Brian wants you dead

Foreign language films
How come you are so often
Blatant sausage-fests?

I don’t think Brian
Bought a 50″ TV
With these films in mind

Hi-definition
Is for fight-scenes and sunsets
Not male genitals

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2 Responses to “Netflix HAIKUUUU”

  1. britt Says:

    1. viva haikus
    2. brian can watch “talk to her” to created genital balance
    3. I clicked on the sausage-fest tag and got this “http://crankosaur.wordpress.com/2008/08/22/doin-it-and-doin-it-and-doin-it-well/”.

  2. Laura Says:

    “there is certainly nothing feminist about taking it up the ass while wearing a nurse outfit”

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