Dear incandescently famous and attractive actor or pop star,
I don’t care what you like to eat.
I don’t care that you were plain in highschool, and also the biggest dork.
I don’t want to hear how exciting it is to be a parent.
I don’t care what you think about politics.
I don’t care what your relationship is ‘really’ like.
I don’t care what you learned from your family growing up.
DO NOT CARE!
Unless you have became famous for your searing wit and lively intellectualism, do us all a favor and stop doing so many dull, horrible magazine interviews.
(Dear insipid tabloid magazines, please do your part and stop encouraging celebrities to think that they are interesting).
Tags: Celebrities, interviews, oh my god celebrities shut up already, Women's Magazines
January 8, 2009 at 2:36 pm |
Can this rule cross the gender barrier and be applied to professional athletes as well?
January 8, 2009 at 2:39 pm |
In the car on the way to work this morning, I mentally added that one too!
January 8, 2009 at 2:39 pm |
PS, no gender barrier exists. Brad, this means you too.
January 8, 2009 at 6:26 pm |
Britt, are you saying that women cannot be professional athletes? Tisk, tisk.
January 8, 2009 at 6:45 pm |
hoist with my own inadvertantly sexist petard.
can we add members of the house of representatives?
January 9, 2009 at 2:41 am |
I read that as ‘sexy petard’ and laughed at first.
August 15, 2011 at 12:18 am |
Er.. is it compulsory where you live to read these interviews? if not, why do you do it?
August 15, 2011 at 12:38 pm |
But they’re in the break room at work!