I’m Almost 30 And: A Game

So, I’m 28. And I’ve started playing this game. It’s called “I’m Almost 30 And”. I like to play it when I’m falling asleep at night. To play, just fill in the blank at the end of the sentence with one of your Almost 30 realizations.

I’m almost 30 and I have a stuffed animal in my bed.

I’m almost 30 and I have socks with little pictures of bees on them.

I’m almost 30 and I don’t know how to apply make up.

I’m almost 30 and I’m afraid to hold a baby because what if I squish it?

I’m almost 30 and I’m intimidated by the dry cleaners.

I’m almost 30 and I just learned what it means to balance your tires.

I’m almost 30 and my favorite wine is a $3.99 chardonnay.

I’m almost 30 and I don’t own an umbrella.

I’m almost 30 and I’ve had 2 pedicures in my life, and 3 manicures.

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Tags: 30, aging, irony

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7 Responses to “I’m Almost 30 And: A Game”

Elizabeth Says:
September 29, 2009 at 1:18 pm | Reply
I’m almost 30 and I have no real career.

I’m almost 30 and I still want my mommy when I’m really sick.

I’m almost 30 and I don’t know how to drive a stick-shift.

I’m almost 30 and I don’t know how to parallel park.

I’m almost 30 and I still have a security blanket.
Anne Says:
September 29, 2009 at 1:54 pm | Reply
I’m over 30 and still call my dad anytime something goes wrong with my car. (I pretend that it’s to make him feel needed)
britt Says:
September 30, 2009 at 3:47 pm | Reply
I’m almost 30 and i still get cranky when I am hungry or tired

I am almost 30 and I still get upset when things aren’t fair.

I am almost 30 and I like cookies and milk before bed.
jenny Says:
September 30, 2009 at 3:59 pm | Reply
i’m over 30 and i put stickers on my ipod.

i’m over 30 and still think the lead singer/guitarist/drummer of (insert various bands) just might be perfect for me.

i’m over 30 and i don’t have a headboard on my bed.

i’m over 30 and i rent a tiny apartment and do laundry w/ quarters.

i’m over 30 and i want my first tattoo.

i’m over 30 and i still want to dye my hair platinum blond (just once).
Hannah Says:
October 1, 2009 at 3:08 am | Reply
I’m almost 30 and I count using my fingers!
Paul Giachetti Says:
October 1, 2009 at 4:14 pm | Reply
I’m almost 30 and……. I’m almost 40… (sigh..)
megan Says:
October 2, 2009 at 3:42 pm | Reply
This is awesome. I think I have to steal it.

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