A Heart to Heart with My Own Pants

Pants, you’ve been great. But I just feel like I am moving in a different directly lately. Actually, several different directions. I…I’ve outgrown you, pants. It hurts me to say this. But not as much as it hurts me to zip you. I’ve changed, pants. And the problem is, you haven’t.

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