http://mollyschoemann.com/2009/10/21/embarassing-dog-moments/ Humor and Satire-- Shmatire! Wed, 01 Feb 2012 19:18:23 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://mollyschoemann.com/2009/10/21/embarassing-dog-moments/#comment-1368 Fri, 23 Oct 2009 22:11:29 +0000 http://mollyschoemann.com/?p=1379#comment-1368 HA!

]]> http://mollyschoemann.com/2009/10/21/embarassing-dog-moments/#comment-1362 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 19:00:33 +0000 http://mollyschoemann.com/?p=1379#comment-1362 This made me laugh. I organized my company’s participation in Take Your Dog to Work Day last year. My normally angelic and perfect dog had an accident in the conference room. Who found it? The president/CEO. Yeah. No Take Your Dog to Work Day this year. This kind of thing really does happen to everyone with a dog.

]]> http://mollyschoemann.com/2009/10/21/embarassing-dog-moments/#comment-1359 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 00:03:06 +0000 http://mollyschoemann.com/?p=1379#comment-1359 That’s a very comforting thought– dogs probably DO have off nights, just like people. Poor Charlie. All day I was gearing up for a dinner party, and he had no idea what was in store for him.

]]> http://mollyschoemann.com/2009/10/21/embarassing-dog-moments/#comment-1358 Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:52:40 +0000 http://mollyschoemann.com/?p=1379#comment-1358 this made me cackle. thanks, i needed it this morning. can so relate on so many levels. my dog is also “the coolest and best dog ever,” and though he’s yet to poop in someone’s house, sometimes the things he unexpectedly does leave me w/ a weird cocktail of reactions – quick to his defense (yet embarrassed) whilst shamelessly assuring everyone how uncharacteristic his behavior (to the point of looking completely… biased. come to think, it reminds me of myself on a date the other night when i found myself having to reassure said date that normally i don’t trip down the sidewalk (my shoes were a bit too long) or drop f-bombs every other sentence or spill beer on my date’s laps. like our dogs, sometimes we just have an off night.

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