Molly Schoemann is a freelance writer and editor who grew up in New York City and moved to Boston by way of Honolulu (possibly she took a wrong turn somewhere). She currently lives in Garner, North Carolina.
Molly began writing humor during her freshman year at Bard College. Her work has appeared in Bitch Magazine and on websites including McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, The Barnes & Noble Review and The Big Jewel. She is also a regular contributor to the satirical CAP News and The Free Wood Post.


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Glen
NYC – Honolulu – Boston – Garner, NC?
How does that happen?
me? CT – DC – Chapel Hill, NC- back to CT—- hmmmm.
Loved the facebook entry.
Glen
mollyschoemann
Hi Glen!
Thanks for the nod!
Long story short: Born in NYC, moved to Hawai’i after college, returned to the Northeast but couldn’t afford Manhattan so tried Boston, then decided to escape the cold for awhile in the mid-atlantic south. Sounds like you also like the East Coast
Kate Rawlins
Yep – NYC/Bx, PA, OH, DC, IL, & IN – just can’t make it over the Rockies!
Like your blog, agree your facebook post – just sayin’ Hi. Kate
Pam
You’re hilarious!
Ann
Stumbled into your blog because of “Facebook” essay. (very funny) Continued to read because of the photo of the black and white cookie. Living on the West coast, it’s not the East coast bagels or pizza for which I yearn, but the “half moons.” Yum.
mollyschoemann
Mmmm they are so delicious. As Seinfeld said, “Look to the cookie!”
Brody Sanders
Molly,
If you want to add Facebook or email sharing buttons to your blog posts, there’s a plugin that does it for you: http://tinyurl.com/sharebuttons
Hope you find it helpful!
Cheers,
Brody
Rich Mattingly
Hi Molly – this is a small, small world!
mollyschoemann
No kidding!!! I really like your website.
Vantage Point Productions
Molly,
I have enjoyed reading your humorous take on the events of the world. I have added you to my blog roll, if that’s okay. I think you have a profound understanding of Obama’s health care plan. Perhaps, everyone would if they would all just stop watching him on T.V.! LOL. Take care.
VP
desmond macedo
Hi Molly, may i put your piece – Why I left Facebook – on my blog?
http://undergroundwriters dot blogspot dot com
this is a collections of humour stories, all from India. I am from Mumbai.
Desmond Macedo
dezymacedo at gmail dot com
hollman
Molly, I just read your interview with Jennifer Aniston in Happy Women Magazine. I think it was very distastful, to say the least. I know you won’t go far in your career when you pick on people and are so very negative. You should find another job.
And if you want to pick on people, take a look at yourself and work on that first.
Carolyn Zahnow
Fellow Taffie here – born Raleigh NC – Memphis TN – San Diego – Raleigh – Dallas TX – Youngsville NC. I’m done. We are in our “retirement” home.