I rediscovered this from my days as a Customer Service Rep for an internet company.
“One quote
Two quotes
Three quotes
Four quotes
I do not like making more quotes.
Can you fax it to my mom?
Do you people ship to Guam?
Would you, could you, ship it faster?
Would you, could you, add the casters?
I do not like to ship three day.
I cannot do it anyway.
One box
Two box
Sliced box
Diced box
You refused this damaged-twice box?
Did your brand new table splinter?
Did you order this last winter?
Did you tell us ‘pack it well’?
It’s got a snowball’s chance in Hell.”
I Heard Tell 
8yearoldsdude
amazing!!
Laura
here’s the one you put on my blog from our temping days:
One file
two files
red files
file files
Do you need me to fetch tea?
Do you want me not to pee?
Can I tell you to fuck off
And disguise it with a cough?
Would you do it with your boss?
Would you, if you might get caught?
I would not, could not do my boss
I would not, and it is his loss
I Heard Tell
Didn’t your boss at that company elope to Vegas some weekend? Where was I temping when I wrote that, the Synagogue? Ah, sweet rhymey blasphemy.
donn
One book
two books
braille books
large print books
Do you need a phone call from George Foreman?
Do you want us to braille the Book of Mormon?
What do you mean “Take her off your mailing list,
She’s now a corpse, man!”?
Is this our life dear Molly?
Is this our life, so far from jolly?
I think it is by golly,
I think it is our folly.
I Heard Tell
Donn, your genius frightens me. Also, my Mom loved your poem. She called me to tell me.