There is a certain children’s book author that my company sells a lot of books by who comes out with a new 10 page children’s board book every 48 hours or so. They’re silly, and they rhyme, and they sell like HOT CAKES. I would like to be at that point in my career.
“Hey while I was waiting at the checkout line I wrote a rhyming book about toes. Now I have a billion more dollars! Sweet.”
Sigh.
I Heard Tell 
Dave Agnos
There’s some crazy mother somewhere who buys up all these little books and the kid has towers of them in his room… he’s frightened and scared… he knows that every 48 hours for the rest of his life, his mother will shove one of these books down his throat. He’ll have a mental breakdown before he’s ten, after reading a rhyming book about the average number of eyelashes people pull off their eyelids on a Tuesday.