“Aye, I can spin ye a fair yarn about a time when me management skills were tested on the job. Arrrr!”
Even though today is National Talk Like a Pirate Day, you might not want to bust that out at a job interview. Sure, it breaks the ice– but only if by ‘ice’ you mean ‘chance at getting a second interview’.
I Heard Tell 
Leanne
Maybe you’re just not applying for the right jobs. If they don’t fully appreciate yer scurvy wit and rum-soaked charm, they’re just not worthy.
Although, this video kind of makes me reconsider wanting to be a pirate… That girl with pink hair is pretty terrifying. I wouldn’t want to go up against her in a bar fight.