Arizona Iced Tea, why are you so inexpensive?  A 23 oz tallboy can of you is only 99 cents!  That is so much lower than the going rate for sugary drinks I impulse-buy at the drug store.  I know it didn’t always used to be this way, so what happened to make you so cheap and plentiful?  Are you somehow harmful?  Do you cause kidney stones?  At this rate, it would almost be cheaper for me to shower and brush my teeth with Arizona Peach Iced Tea, or Arizona Rx Energy Herbal Tonic.  Cheaper, and more delicious.

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