Spring 1998: Molly is participating in a student-exchange program, and she is spending three weeks in Narita, Japan with a host family. On her first night in Japan, she finds herself in the bathroom trying to figure out how to flush the toilet. It is an intimidating-looking instrument, with a control panel filled with buttons and flashing lights; all of the labels are in Japanese. Uncertainly, Molly presses a couple of buttons on the control panel and hopes for the best. Suddenly, a tiny white rod appears, extending from the underside of the rim on the back of the toilet bowl. Molly leans in to investigate this device. A jet of water shoots out of a spigot in the rod and hits her point-blank in the face. Spluttering, she cups her hand over the stream and frantically presses more buttons until it stops and the tube retracts.
After drying her face, Molly happens to notice that on the side of the toilet is a normal metal handle for manual flushing.
Winter, 2008: Molly is scraping the ice off of her car windshield on a chilly morning in North Carolina. Realizing that a spray of windshield-wiper fluid might make the job a little easier, she opens the driver’s side door of the car and, still standing beside the car, pushes the lever behind the steering wheel which releases a jet of said fluid, which hits her point blank in the face. Fortunately, Molly is wearing glasses at the time, the lenses of which are now extremely water-resistant.
I can’t wait to see what I manage to spray myself in the face with in 2018. What scares me is that the liquids in question appear to be growing increasingly more toxic with each event. This does not look promising. I should probably invest in Face Insurance. After all, my looks are all I have!
December 4, 2008 at 6:54 pm
There will be a puff and you’ll disappear. http://www.SandySays1.wordpress.com
December 4, 2008 at 9:23 pm
Maybe every time I get inadvertantly squirted in the face, an angel gets its wings.
What does a girl have to do around here to get pie-d in the face instead? Clearly, the answer is to fill my windshield wiper fluid tank with lemon meringue.
December 4, 2008 at 10:47 pm
Your Japan story just made me laugh the cat off my lap.
December 12, 2008 at 4:11 am
I second Adrianne. My laughter frightened a nearby roommate.
December 12, 2008 at 1:18 pm
I just talked to Mom and Dad…apparently they had never heard that story. I wonder why on earth I kept it to myself for so long. There must be a reason…