I have a new all-time favorite Simpson’s quote, from the episode where Homer tries to become an inventor like Thomas Edison:


Homer:  “What have I done with my life?  I’m 38 years old and I only have three memories!  Waiting in line at the movies, getting a key made, and this conversation we’re having right now!”


I don’t know why this struck me as so funny and true, but it made me laugh throughout the entire rest of the episode, and then later on that evening it made me go, ‘what line was I laughing about so much, earlier?  Oh, yeah!’ and then laugh for 10 more minutes.


What are your favorite Simpson’s quotes?