I just learned, upon checking the balance of my credit card, that Citibank is now on Facebook. It almost makes me want to rejoin Facebook, so that I can become Citibank’s facebook friend and then leave comments on its page like, “STOP WITH THE F&#%-ING INCREASED FINANCE CHARGES, YOU A%&-HOLE.”
Or maybe I will say, “OMG Citibank you were so crazy at that party last weekend! You are such a slut! LOL”
Maybe it will reward me with a status message:
[Citibank is]: making Molly poor.
I Heard Tell 
Laura
HA!
jenny
citibank ruined my life. ok, so it just upped my APR to ungodly, dizzying heights for no reason. same thing. i’m still (begrudgingly) on FB, so i just might take your cue and roll with it…. soon all will know how citi likes to go down the dirty road. yeah, that dirty road.
mollyschoemann
Seriously! What the hell? One day I’m at a normal (although crappy and high) APR, and the next day they’re like, ‘JUST KIDDING NOW IT’S DOUBLED HAHAHA’. I guess that’s why I always see Citi rocking American Apparel at parties and drinking Hypnotiq. Citi, your lifestyle is ruining my credit.
Joelle
I just scared myself with how loud I laughed at this. haha!