I just learned, upon checking the balance of my credit card, that Citibank is now on Facebook.  It almost makes me want to rejoin Facebook, so that I can become Citibank’s facebook friend and then leave comments on its page like, “STOP WITH THE F&#%-ING INCREASED FINANCE CHARGES, YOU A%&-HOLE.”

Or maybe I will say, “OMG Citibank you were so crazy at that party last weekend!  You are such a slut!  LOL”

Maybe it will reward me with a status message:
[Citibank is]:  making Molly poor.