I just learned, upon checking the balance of my credit card, that Citibank is now on Facebook. It almost makes me want to rejoin Facebook, so that I can become Citibank’s facebook friend and then leave comments on its page like, “STOP WITH THE F&#%-ING INCREASED FINANCE CHARGES, YOU A%&-HOLE.”
Or maybe I will say, “OMG Citibank you were so crazy at that party last weekend! You are such a slut! LOL”
Maybe it will reward me with a status message:
[Citibank is]: making Molly poor.