I just learned, upon checking the balance of my credit card, that Citibank is now on Facebook. It almost makes me want to rejoin Facebook, so that I can become Citibank’s facebook friend and then leave comments on its page like, “STOP WITH THE F&#%-ING INCREASED FINANCE CHARGES, YOU A%&-HOLE.”
Or maybe I will say, “OMG Citibank you were so crazy at that party last weekend! You are such a slut! LOL”
Maybe it will reward me with a status message:
[Citibank is]: making Molly poor.
February 17, 2009 at 3:23 pm
February 17, 2009 at 4:20 pm
citibank ruined my life. ok, so it just upped my APR to ungodly, dizzying heights for no reason. same thing. i’m still (begrudgingly) on FB, so i just might take your cue and roll with it…. soon all will know how citi likes to go down the dirty road. yeah, that dirty road.
February 17, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Seriously! What the hell? One day I’m at a normal (although crappy and high) APR, and the next day they’re like, ‘JUST KIDDING NOW IT’S DOUBLED HAHAHA’. I guess that’s why I always see Citi rocking American Apparel at parties and drinking Hypnotiq. Citi, your lifestyle is ruining my credit.
February 17, 2009 at 7:16 pm
I just scared myself with how loud I laughed at this. haha!