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Hilary Duff, you are so right to put Faye Dunaway in her place.  How dare she question your acting talents?  Lizzie McGuire was a tour de force!

Especially since the original Bonnie and Clyde movie was only a re-telling of the story– while the remake of the ’67 classic you’re starring in, in your own words, “is kind of like the true events of how everything went down.”

I’m sure it’s not your fault Ms. Dunaway allegedly lashed out at you.  After all, she’s old!  As you pointed out, “I might be mad if I looked like that now, too.”  Well said, Hilary.  Maybe you’ll get hit by a train and then you’ll always be young and beautiful forever!

I hope this feud does not go on for much longer.  Maybe the two of you can put things right by starring in a modern, scene-for-scene remake of Mommie Dearest.  Nothing would make me happier.

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