Yesterday I got a press release “Introducing the Wireless Moose Fence”.
It will instantly train Moose to stay out of my yard and garden.
Each box contains 3 posts and one year scent supply.
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Laura
I wonder what the scent is. I mean, moose are huge. It would have to be, like, lion pee.
8yearoldsdude
maybe wolf urine?
I Heard Tell
Maybe it’s the urine of a moose that the rest of them owe money to?
8yearoldsdude
mmmm, mafioso moose.