I need a Halloween costume! It needs to be wittily hilarious. Or poignantly sexy. Or classically gauche. Or all or none of the above.
Apparently everyone at my new office dresses up for Halloween. And there’s a chili cookoff! Awesome, right? Except now the pressure is on. It’s my time to shine! And I don’t think I can go as Sarah Palin as I’d planned, because it might be a little more provocative than I am really ready to deal with after less than a month on the job.
A sexy nurse? An unconventionally attractive nurse, but there’s just something about her? A tank? A bunch of grapes? I’m at a loss. And I have ten days.
I Heard Tell 
this buddy of mine
How about going as an acorn
Lou
Facebook.
You should go as Facebook.
britt
michael phelps?
chadhend
Crap, I need to think of something, too. You as a sexy nurse would definitely work 🙂 How about Pippi Longstockings? Or a sexy nurse that kills her patients? I am so uncreative right now, haha.
mollyschoemann
I think I’ll go as Joe the Plumber.
Laura
that is the best idea ever and now I’m upset and jealous.
donn
Oh, I hope I’m not too late for my Molly Halloween Costume Idear!
Here it is, in one word:
Marlene.