I need a Halloween costume!  It needs to be wittily hilarious.  Or poignantly sexy.  Or classically gauche.  Or all or none of the above.

Apparently everyone at my new office dresses up for Halloween.  And there’s a chili cookoff!  Awesome, right?  Except now the pressure is on.  It’s my time to shine!  And I don’t think I can go as Sarah Palin as I’d planned, because it might be a little more provocative than I am really ready to deal with after less than a month on the job.

A sexy nurse?   An unconventionally attractive nurse, but there’s just something about her?  A tank?  A bunch of grapes?  I’m at a loss.  And I have ten days.

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