Today while I was at work a bird pooped directly on the driver’s-side door handle of my car.
I mean, what are the odds?? And now how am I supposed to get home?
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chadhend
Unfortunately these are the rules of the street: that bird now owns your car. To get it back, you are going to have to poo on that handle. Sorry to bring you such bad news…