Did my wild and untamed spirit die the day I bought chocolate Calcium Supplement chews?
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Did my wild and untamed spirit die the day I bought chocolate Calcium Supplement chews?
I Heard Tell 
leanne
I tried those because I heard they were CHOCOLATE and GOOD FOR YOU.
After 3 days of realizing fake tootsie roll flavor was not in fact chocolate, I abandoned my Costco bag of roughly 3000, much to Jon’s dismay.
I wish you better luck. You have not lost your youth, but just to be sure, you should go get a 6 pack of Hershey’s bars, and down one every time you eat a calcium chew.