Last night I dreamt that I was in a stand-up comedy competition. I had some great jokes lined up! Except because they were dream jokes, I am now fairly certain that they did not actually make sense. I wish I could remember them. The only one I do remember, went something like this:
“You know those girls who are always looking to their boyfriends like, ‘do I look ok? Is it all right if I do this or that?’ They do this because their boyfriends are jerks!”
That one totally killed! The audience was rolling in the aisles. At least now I know I can always find work in my dreams as a stand-up comedian.