Last night I dreamt that I was in a stand-up comedy competition.  I had some great jokes lined up!  Except because they were dream jokes, I am now fairly certain that they did not actually make sense.  I wish I could remember them.  The only one I do remember, went something like this:


“You know those girls who are always looking to their boyfriends like, ‘do I look ok?  Is it all right if I do this or that?’  They do this because their boyfriends are jerks!”


That one totally killed!  The audience was rolling in the aisles.  At least now I know I can always find work in my dreams as a stand-up comedian.