I stayed up half of last night reading the second book in the Twilight series. Ogod it is so good. I mean, it’s bad! It’s terrible! I can’t stop reading it and I feel like I’m fourteen years old! What is wrong with me??
Person who sent these books to me in the mail because she knows me all too well: this is all your fault. You know who you are. If I had a sexy vampire boyfriend, I would send him to terrorize you. And then my sexy vampire boyfriend and I would hang out all the time and barely ever touch each other because he’s a vampire but also he thinks I’m sooo special and amazing and Sweet Jesus, how did this happen?
Half pack of peanut butter crackers
Chocolate Peanut Butter Clif Bar
Remaining peanut butter crackers
Half a pack of cream cheese & chive crackers
Last 3 slices of leftover Dominoes chicken bacon ranch pizza
2 Tums (is it sad that I got those out of the medicine cabinet as I heated up the 3rd slice of pizza? An ounce of prevention…is worth a pound of heartburn)
Tumbler of watered-down Dollar Store juice (yes, I water my juice down like an old man. I like a ratio of about 1/3 juice, 2/3 water, give or take)
Glass of wine (mmm, riesling!)
Handful of chocolate chips
Pinch of shame