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Lately I’ve been noticing a lot of articles in magazines and newspapers written by people who are also leaving Facebook.  More often than not, they’ll include a status message they once wrote which they now consider to be particularly wince-worthy, and part of the reason they had to get out. I particularly enjoyed Steve Tuttle from Newsweek’s example:  “Steve is in a Honey Smacks mood this morning.”

Do you have a status message you similarly can’t believe you actually wrote?  Or have you ever read one by someone else that you just couldn’t get over?

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I stayed up half of last night reading the second book in the Twilight series. Ogod it is so good. I mean, it’s bad! It’s terrible! I can’t stop reading it and I feel like I’m fourteen years old! What is wrong with me??

Person who sent these books to me in the mail because she knows me all too well: this is all your fault. You know who you are. If I had a sexy vampire boyfriend, I would send him to terrorize you. And then my sexy vampire boyfriend and I would hang out all the time and barely ever touch each other because he’s a vampire but also he thinks I’m sooo special and amazing and Sweet Jesus, how did this happen?


Breakfast:

Half pack of peanut butter crackers

Lunch:

Chocolate Peanut Butter Clif Bar

Afternoon snack:

Remaining peanut butter crackers

Half a pack of cream cheese & chive crackers

Dinner:

Last 3 slices of  leftover Dominoes chicken bacon ranch pizza

2 Tums (is it sad that I got those out of the medicine cabinet as I heated up the 3rd slice of pizza?  An ounce of prevention…is worth a pound of heartburn)

Tumbler of watered-down Dollar Store juice (yes, I water my juice down like an old man.  I like a ratio of about 1/3 juice, 2/3 water, give or take)

Glass of wine (mmm, riesling!)

Handful of chocolate chips

Pinch of shame



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