Below, in alphabetical order, are exact phrases I have searched for in the last few weeks. What can I say? I have a lot to learn.

…What are some of yours? Come on. I bet they’re weird too.

A
A & W Root Beer
Anti-cancer machine

B
Bea Arthur
Beer Can House

C
Cheap flight Iceland
Chola

D
Dark and Stormy
Dumplings and Wine
Dutty wine dance

E
EA-350
Eliza

F
Flexitarian
Free valentine ecard
Fucking Ben Affleck
Furminator

G
Gauche
Green Acres Lyrics
George Romero

H
Health Code Violations Reporting Boston
Honesty

I
Inappropriate Touching
Indigo child

J
John Mayer
Jpeg Bundy

K
Kern
Kitten in a boot

L
Labeler
Loren Wilson

M
Mario Party
Mara Maples

N
Naked cowboy M&M
Nico: These Days

O
Obama’s speech IA
Otherside Café

P
Paneer
Pathos
Paula Abdul Video
Personal assistant for hire
Plastic toy food

Q

R
Redemption song
Roberto Gonzales
Rhythm method

S
Spats
Sprockets Dieter
Straight talk express

T
Tiger attack
Tooth pain
Tom brady left girlfriend

U

V
Verizon schedule
Vitamin C prevent pregnancy

W
Wario
Whatever happened to baby jane
White russian

X
Xbox

Y

Z
Ziploc bags

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