So before moving to North Carolina, I tried to set up some sort of job working for Obama’s campaign, but one of the places I contacted would only take me on board if I relocated to New Hampshire to work on the campaign there. Damn it, I was just IN the northeast! I wanted to work for change in North Carolina!
Well, who’s a swing state now? Apparently it’s neck-in-neck in NC– a few scant weeks after I moved here. I’m sure this is all because of me.
You’re welcome, America.