Dear incandescently famous and attractive actor or pop star,
I don’t care what you like to eat.
I don’t care that you were plain in highschool, and also the biggest dork.
I don’t want to hear how exciting it is to be a parent.
I don’t care what you think about politics.
I don’t care what your relationship is ‘really’ like.
I don’t care what you learned from your family growing up.
DO NOT CARE!
Unless you have became famous for your searing wit and lively intellectualism, do us all a favor and stop doing so many dull, horrible magazine interviews.
(Dear insipid tabloid magazines, please do your part and stop encouraging celebrities to think that they are interesting).
I Heard Tell 
britt
Can this rule cross the gender barrier and be applied to professional athletes as well?
mollyschoemann
In the car on the way to work this morning, I mentally added that one too!
mollyschoemann
PS, no gender barrier exists. Brad, this means you too.
Marck
Britt, are you saying that women cannot be professional athletes? Tisk, tisk.
britt
hoist with my own inadvertantly sexist petard.
can we add members of the house of representatives?
mollyschoemann
I read that as ‘sexy petard’ and laughed at first.
Rowland Jones
Er.. is it compulsory where you live to read these interviews? if not, why do you do it?
iheardtell
But they’re in the break room at work!