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Dear incandescently famous and attractive actor or pop star,

I don’t care what you like to eat.

I don’t care that you were plain in highschool, and also the biggest dork.

I don’t want to hear how exciting it is to be a parent.

I don’t care what you think about politics.

I don’t care what your relationship is ‘really’ like.

I don’t care what you learned from your family growing up.

DO NOT CARE!

Unless you have became famous for your searing wit and lively intellectualism, do us all a favor and stop doing so many dull, horrible magazine interviews.

(Dear insipid tabloid magazines, please do your part and stop encouraging celebrities to think that they are interesting).

Posted by guyincognito42 in Humor Tags: Celebrities, interviews, oh my god celebrities shut up already, Women's Magazines