So, I’m 28. And I’ve started playing this game. It’s called “I’m Almost 30 And”. I like to play it when I’m falling asleep at night. To play, just fill in the blank at the end of the sentence with one of your Almost 30 realizations.

I’m almost 30 and I have a stuffed animal in my bed.

I’m almost 30 and I have socks with little pictures of bees on them.

I’m almost 30 and I don’t know how to apply make up.

I’m almost 30 and I’m afraid to hold a baby because what if I squish it?

I’m almost 30 and I’m intimidated by the dry cleaners.

I’m almost 30 and I just learned what it means to balance your tires.

I’m almost 30 and my favorite wine is a $3.99 chardonnay.

I’m almost 30 and I don’t own an umbrella.

I’m almost 30 and I’ve had 2 pedicures in my life, and 3 manicures.

Your turn!

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