Author Archives: guyincognito42

Nike Unveils New “Born to Die” Slogan

December 10, 2012

I’ve got a new piece up on CAP News today! Athletic shoes are dumb.

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Paul Ryan Actually Two Kids in a Burlap Sack

December 7, 2012

I wrote this one a few days ago but forgot to post here. It’s a little bizarre but it makes me giggle.

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Government Drowns Grover Norquist in Bathtub

November 29, 2012

My latest fantasy is up on CAP News today. Oh, Grover. When will you learn?

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Fun Thanksgiving Recipes!

November 20, 2012

I’ve got a piece up on McSweeney’s Internet Tendency today!

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Low Birthrate Blamed on Bad Economy; Good TV

November 19, 2012

I’m in CAP News today 🙂

This piece is by no means based on personal experience in any way at all. Nope.

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Karl Rove Shakes Fist, Stomps on Hat

November 8, 2012

Up on Free Wood Post again 🙂

I just love the idea of Rove yelling, “Romney would be president, if it weren’t for you meddling kids!”

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Celebrating a Milestone in Women’s Rights!

November 6, 2012

I’m on CAP News today!

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Romney: Obama Should Have Condemned Sandy as “An Act of Weather Terrorism”

November 6, 2012

Up on Free Wood Post this evening!

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Millennials: Obama Not Supporting Enough of My Personal Dreams

November 1, 2012

New piece up on FWP this week!

Stupid Millennials.

Posted by guyincognito42 in Free Wood Post, Published, Satire

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FDA: “Our Bad”

October 30, 2012

New Piece up on CAP News today!

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