Up at 6am

At work by 7:15

Who did I piss off?

 

Twelve hour workdays

I’m getting too old for this

Also too lazy

 

Broccoli and rum

Don’t tell me that they don’t make

A balanced dinner

 

Damn it workplaces

Stop giving me free candy

My butt is a shelf

 

Although I complain

Life is pretty good right now

Just need to add sleep