- Yes, he’s pointing at his watch.
Apparently he had more important places to wave, things to wave at.
Oops I did it again
Messed up the coffee
Got lost in the game
The coffee ga-ame
Oops, you think that I’m smart
And able to brew-oo-oo
But I’m in-com-pe-tant
Last night I set up the timed coffeemaker, filled it with water and added the grounds…and then pressed the “ON” button instead of the “TIMER SET” button. I then turned and walked away, apparently unalarmed by the completely strange and out-of-place sounds and smells of a coffeemaker that had begun brewing coffee at 11pm at night.
It made two full cups of coffee before I wheeled around suddenly and realized what I’d done.
Noooo! When will I learn???
-A Ham
-A Shoehorn (unrelated)
-A pair of reindeer antlers on a headband to force the dog to wear, even though he will give us a wounded look and scrape them off in ten seconds but it will still be worth it
Did my wild and untamed spirit die the day I bought chocolate Calcium Supplement chews?
I stayed up half of last night reading the second book in the Twilight series. Ogod it is so good. I mean, it’s bad! It’s terrible! I can’t stop reading it and I feel like I’m fourteen years old! What is wrong with me??
Person who sent these books to me in the mail because she knows me all too well: this is all your fault. You know who you are. If I had a sexy vampire boyfriend, I would send him to terrorize you. And then my sexy vampire boyfriend and I would hang out all the time and barely ever touch each other because he’s a vampire but also he thinks I’m sooo special and amazing and Sweet Jesus, how did this happen?
It has been announced that the Iraqi journalist who threw his shoes at President Bush faces either jail time, or a monetary fine.
Anyone else want to help chip in to pay that fine?
Latest Guns N’ Roses album “Chinese Democracy”, when cued up correctly, is eerily in synch with classic holiday film “It’s a Wonderul Life”. Intentional?
I Heard Tell 